
Gene Gene the Joke Machine. (AKA
"Dad".) |

My brother Tony, who took the week off work
and flew in from Boston. |

Ted Sueppel. |

And your truly. |

At the RCA Dome as Kentucky takes the floor
for the second half of the first game.
(You'll also notice all the Illinois fans in orange...and they didn't even
play for another eight hours.) |

(We actually got there just after tipoff, so
we saved $25 on tickets from the scalper.) |

My favorite part was the Eastern Kentucky
fans chanting the school initials IN THE ACCENT. "E! Kuh-AY-EE!
Yeeeeeeew! E! Kuh-AY-EE! Yeeeeeeew!" |

The Hawks take the floor for Game Two. |

(Great seats, by the way. THANKS,
CRAZY BLACK GUY IN THE PARKING LOT!) |

Then the game started. |

I think it was 20-4 Cincinnati at this
point. |

Oh, well. At least I can get some shots of
the big flags as halftime ends. |

Look at dem flags. |
Okay, so Iowa got blown
out. But it was still fun. I got to talk to a bunch of Kentucky fans
sitting behind us, I literally bumped into Nick Lachey on the
concourse (as close as I'll ever get to having sex with jessica Simpson),
and I finally got to be a part of March Madness. |
And then we got home... |

The UPS guy left my package in the dirt. Behind
the bushes. And it was damp. And it was a piece of electronic
equipment.
Luckily, I got it to work...unlike Steve Alford with the Hawks earlier. (OH!!!
*rimshot* Thank you, I'm here all week...) |